Jay. The anti-pinterester.

On February 3, 2014, in dafuq, Jay, lulz, by Nat

Ya’ll, Jay’s a dick. I’m not even kidding a tiny bit. I’m about to share with you why my spouse is King of the Dickdom.  Please note that I don’t *really* think Jay’s a dick, (he’s a total dick) but sometimes, he makes me crazy. With the kids moving out in the coming months, I find […]

TV Time

On April 9, 2013, in dafuq, lulz, by Nat

This is not a real post… I just want you guys to know that right now I’m doing something so amazing that you won’t even know how to handle how amazing it is. Are you ready?  I’m watching Lockdown. I have a history of really terrible TV habits.  I’ve blogged before about the truly awful […]

Fat Hoarders and the Chubby Chasers Who Love Them

On March 29, 2013, in dafuq, Jay, lulz, The Inappropriates, by Atypically Relevant

Happy Friday! The Queen of Inappropriate can’t be here today because it’s Good Friday and she’s phoning it in to eat some chocolate bunny turds or something, so I’m assuming control of this basketful of crazy.  Hi,  I’m Ms. A-Relevant from Atypically Relevant! You may remember me from such educational pieces as “Rusty Hedgehog: Modern […]

Scones, the island of Alaska, and an excerpt from The Renegade

On March 27, 2013, in dafuq, Jay, lulz, Stuff, by Nat

Today will be a post of a bunch of random shit, so don’t be all surprised when it’s like a massive assortment of dog chat, recipes, photos of random shit, or discussion about how I may or may not have gone through most of my life thinking Alaska was an island* and being unable to […]

Fuck you, Dr. G

On March 14, 2013, in dafuq, Jay, lulz, Stuff, by Nat

I had to go to the eye doctor today. Mainly because I ran out of contacts like 5 months ago and were using these terribad colored ones from 3 prescriptions ago. It was pretty bad, and I not only couldn’t see shit, but the color of the lenses were completely unflattering,  which means that Jay […]

I *may* have won a boob job. No, seriously…

On March 8, 2013, in dafuq, lulz, Stuff, The Inappropriates, by Nat

Here is a group text, from my daughter to me, my son and my husband.               And so, I wonder if  I can get Jay to pay up? Probably not, but a girl can dream, can’t she?!   Ya’ll have a fabulous weekend, and don’t forget to set your […]

“If I wanted to take advice from a walking dildo…”

On March 6, 2013, in dafuq, lulz, Stuff, by Nat

This morning I came into the office and had a quick chat with Ms. A-Relevant.  As always, our conversations are borderline psychotic, and honestly we both may have aggression issues: Ms. A-Relevant:  Okay, I will admit that Burberry Plaid is cute, but it’s not $700 for a purse cute. NAT:   Yeah. I have a fucking […]

Escape!

On February 26, 2013, in dafuq, Inappropriate Boy, lulz, by Nat

This weekend was full of a ton of random and  weird d shit.  I told you guys last week that my fence blew down , and how my dad came over to fix it for us. I just thought I’d share a photo…     Let me explain to you guys why this photo is […]

First world problems, yo.

On February 19, 2013, in dafuq, lulz, Stuff, by Nat

Yesterday was awesome. The weather was gorgeous, my house was clean enough to not worry about, everything was just super awesome. I ended up meeting Jay at the dog park to hang out with Stella for a bit over lunch, and then returned home, hoping to write a bit on my novel, and play some […]

I’m a real fucking keeper, ya’ll

On February 15, 2013, in dafuq, Jay, lulz, Stuff, by Nat

Jay and I decided last year that we’d refrain from the bank blow that is Valentine’s day. We are normally both pretty fucking generous when it comes to ‘gifts’ and we tend to give them through out the year, not save them for random Hallmark Holidays. Last year, he sent me the most GIGANTIC bouquet […]