First of all, I want to ensure we start the the day out right, by posting this awesome photo that was stolen by some person, 200 times over, off the internet.
I hate the word ‘cunt’.
To be perfectly frank, there are VERY few times that the word has EVER come out of my mouth, mainly because it was one of my ex-husband’s ’go to’ words (along with ‘fat’. Really? Fat? Is that all you got? Find some new material, bro) when he was pissed off at me, (all the time).
Today, an old friend of mine said the following:
Bobbi: ”Just ignore her. Jealousy is so unbecoming. She’s like cuntzilla.”
This word is fucking L E G I T. As a matter of fact, I think we can use this word in a variety of different ways.
Imagine, if you will, the fucking trifecta of awesome that would occur, were one to use “fuckity”, “fuckery” and “cuntzilla” all in the same sentence. Oh, holy fuck. Just thinking of the possibilities is making me excited.
In other news, my kid got his first report card of the year. Not bad for a high school junior who suffers from an EXTREMELY bad case of ’lazy’.
I find it amusing he has a B in the language he speaks, as well as the language he doesn’t. Lulz.
And speaking of cuntzilla, I just found this little gem about a dad who attacks this kid over Call of Duty. Gamers be crazy, yo!
Anyway, ya’ll have a great Tuesday.