First of all, I want to ensure we start the  the day out right, by posting this awesome photo that was stolen by some person, 200 times over, off the internet.



I hate the word ‘cunt’. To be perfectly frank, there are VERY few times that the word has EVER come out of my mouth, mainly because it was one of  my ex-husband’s  ‘go to’ words (along with ‘fat’. Really? Fat? Is that all you got? Find some new material, bro)  when he was pissed off at me, (all the time).Today, my friend Bobbi  said the following:

“Just ignore her. Jealousy is so unbecoming. She’s like cuntzilla.”

Cuntzilla?  Cuntzilla?! CUNTZILLA!!!!!!!!


This word is fucking L E G I T. As a matter of fact, I think we can use this word in a variety of different ways. Imagine, if you will, the fucking trifecta of awesome that would occur, were one to use “fuckity”, “fuckery” and “cuntzilla” all in the same sentence.  Oh, holy fuck. Just thinking of the possibilities is making me excited. And speaking of cuntzilla, I just found this little gem about a dad who attacks this kid over Call of Duty. Gamers be crazy, yo!

Anyway, ya’ll have a great Tuesday.

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6 Responses to trifecta of awesome

  1. Cuntzilla is a fabulous word! Yay for your sons good grades!
    Paula @ thewilyweez recently posted…Nudity, Wizards, and Weddings Oh My!My Profile

  2. Britt says:

    Cuntzilla is most certainly a word for the ages.
    It offers a mental image of a GIANT cunt, attacking an entire city with its cuntiness.

    Thank you for enlightening me.
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  3. Cuntzilla- I love it as long as no one calls me that :-) You have a gift for inventing words.

    Girl To Heidi
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  4. Charity says:

    Cuntiness. Omfg. This…this is genius. It’s almost as good as fuckity. It’s certainly on par with “Cuntzilla”

    Holy fuck. You guys are amazing.
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  5. Cuntzilla? The word just rolls so elegantly off the tongue. I will cherish it always. It’s spot on brilliant.
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  6. rita says:

    I actually like using the word cuntidactyl or cuntasaurus. If you can just imagine a dino’s scaley body with little tiny limbs with the head of the person who is the offender.
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